What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

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A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

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This Anti-Joke Is Loading Plese Wait . . .

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now"

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

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Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

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A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

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what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

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Xbox One

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why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

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What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

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Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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