- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

whats a willy? -brock

Do u take sugar?

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

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