whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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Why did the Korean shoot the dog? Unfortunately, the dog was suffering from a severe mental trauma it had sustained when it by got hit by a car. This caused the dog to be extremely aggressive and it ruthlessly attacked a 5-year old girl playing in the street. The Korean who was coming home from a day out hunting in the woods saw the girl and shot the dog from long range to save the girl's life. The man was later thanked by the girl's family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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Father Murphy met Samuel Myer on the street. Sam it's been a month o' Sundays since I've seen you. You look propserous. How's the moile business? A snip better, Father, since we talked last. And thank you. For what, Sam? Well the last time we met you asked what I did with the foreskins. Well, here is the answer, my new business. What's this, a wallet. But so smooth, Sam. Yeah, Father, but when you rub it. Rub it, Sam? Yeah when you rub it it falls apart. And you have to buy a new one! Mazel Tov!

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So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

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roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

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Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

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What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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