- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

brian mcgee is gay!

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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