What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

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what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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split your ass cheek

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why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

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Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

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Whats In My Trash? Bears

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Guess what? The Game.

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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