There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

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three friends are chilling one day and they all think they belong in Guinness book of world records the first guys says i believe i have the smallest arms in the world, the second guy says i believe i have the smallest nose in the world and the third guy says i hate to admit it but i believe i have the smallest dick in the world. So they all go down to Guinness book of world records inc. and the first guy comes out and says "YES I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST ARMS IN THE WORLD" the second guy comes out and says "YES I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST NOSE IN THE WORLD" the third guy comes out all depressed and mad and says "WHO THE HELL IS JUSTIN BIEBER"

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

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What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

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Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

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Is maynaise an instrument?

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

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Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

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What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

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Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

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A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

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Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

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Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

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Anti Joke

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