Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

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why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

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Colby Michael Schluter

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

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What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

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i am and me is i

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

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A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

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(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

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Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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