- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

What are we then hypocrites?

Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

you lose.

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

Health food.

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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