- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

And Stephen Hawking said.

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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