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Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

What's worse than having to tie one of your shoelaces after walking 5 miles? Getting a 56 year old mixture of blood, urine and sperm injected in your asshole.

Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

a man walked into a bar....

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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