- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

Knock Knock. Go Away!

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

There is no I in Pie except for the I

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

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