Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

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How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

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your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

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What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

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Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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