Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Poop...

No, luke. I am your father. damnit

Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

The Game

why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

I died shortly after writing this.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will have her institutionalized as soon as they find her.

Vicky is my best friend.

How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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