What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

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Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

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What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

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How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

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Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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