- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

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