Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

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What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

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what is a bracket? a bracket

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What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

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What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

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How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

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Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

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What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

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Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

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why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

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Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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