- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

-Knock Knock -Come in!

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

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