- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

A black man in a country bar.

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