What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

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I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

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What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

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What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

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Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

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What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

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What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

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Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

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What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

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life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

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The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

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What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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