what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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I walk into a bar...

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

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What did Adam say when he saw Eve with just a fig leaf? The recipe said three frikkin figs.what the hell am I going to do with a fig leaf, you better get back in there, and hurry because I'm double parked. I was referring to Eastend married couple Adam and Eve Turner, in case there was any confusion.

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How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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Anti Joke

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