How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

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What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

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What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

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What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

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How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

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You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

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I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

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Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

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u jelly?

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Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

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men, men like men= men+bed

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Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

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What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

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Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

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A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

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Anti Joke

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