Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

Because she has down's syndrome

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

Fart

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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