- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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