Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

Why did i write this? I was bored

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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