- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Ah don’t be sad, Boo’s here to cheer you up!

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Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

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xavier stop

How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

this is not a joke. jks

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