- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

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