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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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