A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

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no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Women's rights

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What s the difference between a pigeon ?

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

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How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

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Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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