- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

What's funnier than 68 69

you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

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