What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

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Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

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Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

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Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

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Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

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whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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