What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

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Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

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whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

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whats long and stretchy? elastic

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What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

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What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

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Black, det er geita, banke driten ut av Anders, han griner, dreper ikke, vil du ha telefonen eller? Jeg kommer med den litt senere, skal bare tørke blodet først pønsha han hardt i tryne blør ifra knyttnevene, skal jeg knekke bena på han eller noe? Geita. Ps Pen fitte har du flere bilder av a elle? Hvilket rom?

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

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When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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r u smart..... or ur black

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What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

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Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

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Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

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A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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Anti Joke

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