- Anti Joke

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.