Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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