Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

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i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

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What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

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Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

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why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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what happens every day? People die

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

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where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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balls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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