- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

why did the computer crash? it didn't

Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

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