How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Women have the right to vote.

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What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

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Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

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"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

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whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

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Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

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The black man leaves the strip club.

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Justin Bieber

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Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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