- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

hextech crafting too opieop

How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

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