Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

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One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

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Whats an Anti Joke

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what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

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What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

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roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

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Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

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Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

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Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

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What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

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What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

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Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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