Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

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whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

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What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

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Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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penis

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What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

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What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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