- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

What did the man without a tongue say...

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

Religion.

I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

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