If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

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what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

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Agent 47.

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Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

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My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

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What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

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How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

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A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

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What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

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How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Now heres a boy who can't read. Ngjmhgmgk? MTGKMJHGMjhkmjh(hgjnhgfjhgfj nj nvj vj kvnmg ifh) njki nj jo ncj kgjkfngjfk jkn jkgfngkfn gkn kgfnigkfnmg km kgf kglfn kglf kglgkflnm klnm mklm khlgfpnkmfklnmlk mbk lm klgfnmk gfmkngfnkgfklfknm m k kf mkfl m k gflmgkffmkopfdjtorper srhes hngfdlj;sdnht rktrtnr rdpkng ngngf.

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Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

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What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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My parents died!

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How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

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Gingers.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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