- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

What did the mute say to the deaf man?

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

nick ya honkin of b.o m8

Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

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