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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

Hi

What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

whats 69+2? 71

question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

A sober Amy Winehouse

How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

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