An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

Your momma so fat, she's fat

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

Knock knock Come in

brian mcgee is gay!

How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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