A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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What time is it? Refrigerator

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

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kknocckkck knockckkckccck hue's theeeair? TTThhe pOOOliCCee. fffor whaaa? yyouu rr arreesstedd forrr drrunkkkc dddrivvinnng! Puuut urerre frreaakkki'n hannnddss uppp!

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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