- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

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roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

Who is big and stupid My brother

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

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