- Anti Joke

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

Doctor: I bring grave news. Your wife is dying. She won't survive for another 100 years. Concerned and anguished Husband: Oh... that's ok! Doctor: Oh did I say years? I meant days! Oh the mirth! *The doctor breaks down into hysterical laughter, which the Concerned and Anguished Husband is furious to see, as the Doctor is taking delight out of such a grave situation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

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What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents