- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

School

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

Get in the car.

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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