Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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canada

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

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What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

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So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

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Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

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What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

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How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

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Knock knock --Come in.

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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