- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

a man said hi.

How old are you? 20

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Church.

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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