- Anti Joke

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

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-Knock Knock -Come in!

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.