- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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