What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

Guess what? I like trains.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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