why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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Penis

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Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

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What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

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Dusters blow stuff.

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#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

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I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

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"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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I'm winning at Scrabble.

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

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A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? *PUNCH* A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

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What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

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What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. Johnny runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his? hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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