- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

You know what's catchy? A cold

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

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