What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

Adele walks into the stables

Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

Three black men were walking...

I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

this is not a joke. jks

Alright then, call me sometime then.

Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

i have to pee out my ass.

Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

poopoo

Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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