Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

why is my phone broken i dropped it

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

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Anti Joke

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