Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

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If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

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Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

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How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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A women in the kitchen.

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How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

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Farmers are outstanding in their fields

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

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A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

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knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

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Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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