Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

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The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

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Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

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Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

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Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

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I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

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What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

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What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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