Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

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Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

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A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

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What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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whats 69+2? 71

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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penis

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A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

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Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

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What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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Fine, just remember that I want to help you, but you cannot ask me for help, and then throw a shitstorm of accusations at me, I have never worked for the feds and never will, I know nothing about their code of operations nor... Anything really. Let me give you an advice, I know that at least two people you trusted deeply betrayed you, but if you are not going to trust anyone again, then leave point zero while you still can do so alive. And no babe, this is not a threat, its advice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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