My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

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Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

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Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

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yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

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What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

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"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

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Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

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Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

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What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

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Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

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Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

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What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

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A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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