How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

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Nickelback

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

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knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

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Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

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life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

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the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

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Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

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What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

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What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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a man said hi.

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A boy asked his dad Why are Chinese eyes like that. His dad replied there concentrating that's why there so smart The boy went up to a student in his class and said look I'm like you The teacher asked who told him that he said his dad The dad was called up by the school when the teacher told him what his son did he went GOOZILLA His wife asked him what he was up to and he said farting on her face when she was a sleep 3 days later he found out his wife was cheating on him he knocked on the door only to realize he was on drugs and that he never had a family.

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I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

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What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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