Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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What time is it? Refrigerator

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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This joke is funny

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Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

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I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

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Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

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A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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