If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

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What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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A man buys a prius

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

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mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

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Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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whos the bitch now!?! you are.

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

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If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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