Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

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Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

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How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

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It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

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What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

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What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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racism...deal with it!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

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What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

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Billy and Jeff wanted to go on an adventure so they planned a safari in Africa. Everything was going as planned until they were in a sticky situation: whether to cross a narrow bridge above the crocodiles or not. Billy tells Jeff "Hey whats the worst thing that can happen?" Jeff was diagnosed with cancer and died the next morning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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