- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

The Christian Bible.

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

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Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

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