What has a head but can't see? A penis.

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out of your comfort zone

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

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lipstick pig

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

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Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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I told you it would happen

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A women walks into a kitchen.

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Anti Joke

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