How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

raisin boogers

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

willie revilame

Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

Hhahahahahhahhahahahahhaahhayournanisdeadhahhahahahahahahah

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

Anyone??????????/

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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