- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

where do some birds live in? Earth

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

Queens Park rangers

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

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