Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

one day i went to bed

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Your Mom

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

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