- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

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Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

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Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

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