Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

This is not a joke

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

Wanna know something funny? Your face

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Samraj.

Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

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