- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

Women's rights

What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

Hi

Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

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