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Moo! I'm a goat!

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

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I killed someone today. :D

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what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

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irish wristwatch JLR

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I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

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There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

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What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

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a horse nibbled a baby

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so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

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A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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TIMMAH!

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how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

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Nock Nock It's open.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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