- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

Knock knock. Racism.

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

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