- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

Get off my porch.

I was Writing and i broke my pencil

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

I am on a escalator.

Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

roses are red. violets are violet...

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

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