what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

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What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

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Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

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roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

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A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

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Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

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Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

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Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

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Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

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Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

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The WNBA

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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women's rights.

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

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Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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