Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

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How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

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Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

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What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

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What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

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Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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Cancer

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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