- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

I got shot once it hurt a lot

Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

Top Gear USA

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

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