What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

._____________________. Whale!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

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Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

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