Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

How much Is a free app on my market?

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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