And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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It smells like triangles in here.

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Pineapple.

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Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

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whats brown and sticky? shit

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Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

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knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

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Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

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Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

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What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

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What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

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What are we then hypocrites?

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Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

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Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

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WEED!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

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Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) *sniff* MAN YOU SMELL BAD

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

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