Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

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My friend harris is fat.

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

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Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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