- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

Knock Knock Go Away

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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