What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

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Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

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What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

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XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

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I was watching this movie..... its over now.

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

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Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

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Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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