Know what people hated the most? 9-11

You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

fruit salad?

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

The Barackness Monster

knock knock Labrinth come in

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

general tso's broccoli

Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

Where's my baby??

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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