Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

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A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

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Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

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Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

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chirs

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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rarw

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F? No k

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

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Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

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what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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