- Anti Joke

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

What is yellow and corny? Corn.

How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Do you like apples? Yes

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

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