What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

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Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

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why did the man die? he was shot

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

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What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

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Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

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Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

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What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

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what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

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Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

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What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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