whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

Yo mamas so fat.

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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