Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

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your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

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What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

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What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

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So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

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How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

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how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

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1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

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Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

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How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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A man walks into a bar.

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

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Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

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What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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