- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

PSN IS UP

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

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Trashcan!

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

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