Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off the cliff? ........………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………..................................................................... .

Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

All this fuss about drink driving is a load of crap! I frequently drink and drive, and I've never had an accident, apart from one small collision in which my wife was paralysed from the neck down.

What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

Anti Joke

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