What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

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What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

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A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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Do you want icecream, Björn?

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

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why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

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why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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