Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

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Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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What's funnier than 68 69

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What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

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What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Cancer

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why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

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What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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