What did the children in India eat for dinner?

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I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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What do you call a building full of black people Jail

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Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

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Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

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What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

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What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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A caterpillar and its mom (a butterfly) come upon a lion eating an antelope. The caterpillar says "Mom, why is the lion so mean to the antelope?" The mom replies: "it's the circle of life." The next day, the caterpillar and his mom witness a bird of prey swooping down and eating a mouse. The caterpillar asks why the bird of prey is so mean and the mom responds by saying its the circle of life. The next day, the caterpillar and its mom come across a trail of dead animals. They follow the trail to the end where they see a great lion. The mom opens her mouth to say its the circle of life when her son jumps up and eats the lion. THE END.

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So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

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how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

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What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

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Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

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*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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