Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

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A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

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I was born.

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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Why did the

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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