A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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Fine, just remember that I want to help you, but you cannot ask me for help, and then throw a shitstorm of accusations at me, I have never worked for the feds and never will, I know nothing about their code of operations nor... Anything really. Let me give you an advice, I know that at least two people you trusted deeply betrayed you, but if you are not going to trust anyone again, then leave point zero while you still can do so alive. And no babe, this is not a threat, its advice.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

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What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

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Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

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Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

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Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

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you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

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What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

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A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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