What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

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WHAT????

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

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What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

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Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

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The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

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Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

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What's big and white?

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Oranges are very good for you and enriched with vitamin C that is apparently good to intake when you are experiencing cold/flu like symptoms during the winter season and your doctor won't give you medication because you aren't sick enough and you already ask for medication to much because you think you are always sick with something. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

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If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

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