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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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