- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

Women's rights.

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

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