nick ya honkin of b.o m8

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

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Chuck Norris.

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A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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What's big and white?

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

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yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

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How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

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